Running Along

The most important thing you must know about England is that, no matter what the race, no matter what the social status, British people run funny. In America, jogging is very much a lateral activity - with minimal vertical movement, unless you have enormous breasts (which many Americans of both sexes possess).
Contrarily, for the British, jogging is very much a three dimensional affair. They sort of prance their way across the miles whether in trainers or full on spandexy jogging gear. Although far from an expert in British culture, I've seen a bouncing Englishman one too many a time for me to ignore this important social trend.

My New Linguistic Idea

Tired of hearing "that's so gay" or "shut up fag"? Tired of trying to convince your friends that using the word gay in that context is a shitty thing to do only to have them tell you "don't be so PC, gay ass"? Well how about giving them an adequate substitute - one that more accurately describes the true expression of what they are trying to say: "white". How, you ask? Well, gay is just another word for lame. What's the gayest thing in the world? Say it with me: "White people!"

Me racist? No way, you white-ass PC whore! Some of my best friends are white! Besides, white isn't even a race, it's the absence of race. I'm just a concerned citizen that thinks we should be using the best word possible.

Never ever piss this guy off.

Amir Tofangsazan sold a broken laptop to this guy on ebay and refused to return his money. Unfortunately, Amir forgot to erase his hard drive before selling it to him. Hilarity ensues. Meh, back to the bar.

Rice Rockets and Honka Trucks

Everyone knows that this is retarded:

Rice Rocket: Stickers make it go faster.

But how much MORE retarded is this:

Honka Truck: This taller the car the smaller the weiner.

I always wonder why white people have such a problem with rice rockets, especially when their idea of "pimping" involves giant tires and huge raises. Can you imagine a flat on that thing? Jesus. (he's probably mentioned on the bumper sticker)

Just a googling note:
AAMVA studies suggest that raising a truck increases your braking distance and rollover rates. (no shit)

Myself, when I am serious

Ok, so I started yet another blog at my very own website! wee! It's for professional stuff so no cussing there.

Also, L. Ron Hubbard is a racist asshole, which gives me more reason to hate him and his "solutions to life":

"They smell of all the baths they didn't take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here." - L. Ron "Chink Hater" Hubbard (from wikipedia)

Oh and speaking of China: Anti-censorship software is Bad Ass.

Do I have a manwhore tshirt on?

Then why do they keep fucking with my mind?

Let me refresh you before I go on. I don't know if you remember, but I AM A BIG NERD. Because of this nerdom, I watch anime all the time. Well, only during finals. So one of my favorite series, Monster, is coming to a close, and it is getting ridiculous. The show began with a Japanese doctor in germany who saves the life of a little boy instead of a famous official, thereby ensuring that he loses his job. His actions are based on a belief that all life is equal. Pish tosh. Unfortunately for him, the little boy turns out to be a serial killer. 72 episodes later, he is still trying to right the wrong.

Along the way the big themes of the series are: keep hope alive, humans can always choose to do good or evil despite their backgrounds (and WHAT backgrounds). But this episode tests all of that. ALL OF IT. I am now a tortured soul who is but a sucker for good endings - waiting for the last episodes with baited breath. Bosoms heaving and all that. If you are interested in seeing this anime (no big-breasted women with cutesy 12 year old faces or nice little furry things that squeak), head over to anime-kraze.org (god, that name) and grab the torrent files. If you dont know how to use bittorrent read this.


BTW I always knew it, but now, you do too:

How evil are you?
(I bet the lawyer thing helps)

This made me cry

Oh My God, WTF?