Rice Rockets and Honka Trucks

Everyone knows that this is retarded:

Rice Rocket: Stickers make it go faster.

But how much MORE retarded is this:

Honka Truck: This taller the car the smaller the weiner.

I always wonder why white people have such a problem with rice rockets, especially when their idea of "pimping" involves giant tires and huge raises. Can you imagine a flat on that thing? Jesus. (he's probably mentioned on the bumper sticker)

Just a googling note:
AAMVA studies suggest that raising a truck increases your braking distance and rollover rates. (no shit)