My New Linguistic Idea

Tired of hearing "that's so gay" or "shut up fag"? Tired of trying to convince your friends that using the word gay in that context is a shitty thing to do only to have them tell you "don't be so PC, gay ass"? Well how about giving them an adequate substitute - one that more accurately describes the true expression of what they are trying to say: "white". How, you ask? Well, gay is just another word for lame. What's the gayest thing in the world? Say it with me: "White people!"

Me racist? No way, you white-ass PC whore! Some of my best friends are white! Besides, white isn't even a race, it's the absence of race. I'm just a concerned citizen that thinks we should be using the best word possible.